Takoma 

Small-Town, "Hick" with a generally closed, opinionated mind. Funny, VERY outgoing, has too many friends to count. Has an average girlfriend. Has a sort of Fabio look to him (long hair) but then gets it all shaved off cause "He wants to". Musically talented with a range of instruments. Generally just a likeable, obnoxious, person.

"I wish I could play guitar like Takoma!!!"

Takoma by Sheep Whisperer February 5, 2010

Takoma 

A young sexy man who makes music.

Person 1: “damn that black guys so hot!”
Person 2: “right? He’s such a takoma!”

Takoma by Tobi1600 November 21, 2021

takoma park 

Takoma Park is a fuckin SWEET hippy town. lots of TREES!, chill spots, parks, and blaaazers young and old. a place where you can walk to all your friends houses, smoke on every street, and enjoy the environment.

x: damn, where should we smoke??
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal D's, Westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, fuck lets just do it here, its Takoma Park.

takoma park by Flinz October 4, 2005

Takoma Park Middle School 

A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.

Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?

Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.

Takoma Park Middle School by dont_sag_21 September 5, 2021

takoma park 

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

takoma park by hottness January 12, 2004

takoma park 

a fuckin city u jackass

I live in takoma park

takoma park by nunyabuiz May 8, 2005

Takoma Park 

The mugwort capital of the world.

Yo you wanna go smoke some mugwort in Takoma Park?

Yeah dude, all I wanna do tonight is fall asleep and dream.

Takoma Park by Sir bitchassnigga III June 10, 2013