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School that doesn’t support anything especially Mr.paul

Possibly will smell cubano In the bathroom

Possibly will find people ditching class at the Pe bathroom and staircase
SZPAB by ZDMAZROUEI May 19, 2019
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SZPAG is "heaven on earth," a very prestigious school that would do anything to please ADEK and maintain its extremely high reputation, providing little to no events for its students and blaming it on ADEK rules and regulations (no trips, no celebrations, and no plans to hold a graduation ceremony!!!). It's a school with a bunch of self centred rich girls all gathered in one place, with corridors that smell like channel N°5 “That's just, like, the rules of feminism”, girls piercing their ears in class, 10th grade students vaping in the restrooms, and skipping class in the nurse or prayer room. Ms. 'zebra' constantly chasing girls around the rotunda area, while Ms. liz catches moths with her bare hands before combing her hair with her fingers YUCK..., Ms. Amira spreading rumors and calling parents everytime she misunderstands a student, and let's not forget to mention us having THE WORLDS BEST nurse and security (sindu and ranjita <3) YOU GUYS ARE A BLESSINGGG. No words could ever describe how much I love this school and fyi its honesty not as bad as it sounds, I know we can all agree to have created a whole bunch of good memories IM GONNA MISS THIS SCHOOOOOL, ITS SO FETCH.
example 1
girl 1: is this a fashion show
girl 2: no, its szpag

example 2
girl 1: yikes, why r u depressed
girl 2: I'm in ms liz's geography class
SZPAG by fav seniors December 8, 2021
I, a student of this school, can confirm this is a good enough(ish) school, but (most) students there DO NOT give a single particle of shit about their depressing, dull future. If you're considered to be a "smart" student, expect to be bullied 24/7, but when the exams start, expect to be treated as a glorious king for about a solid 1-2 weeks, and after that your social status will plummet from a glorious king to a shitty goblin who rose from the depths of hell.

There are a very small amount of really kind teachers like Mr. Phil (AKA: The best business teacher) who actually makes teaching fun, while also giving you breaks to keep your mentality set in this corrupt school where the only way to get decent grades is to befriend the teachers, and turn into a teacher's pet, but there are barely any good teachers. A good example of a shitty teacher iiiiisssssssss-... *DRUM ROLL PLS**-... Mr. Jason!!! He is a teacher that gets pissed off by the slightest, unnecessary things and will call the federal government to take ahold of you and examine you, since he believes that your brain is as small as an atom, when in reality his brain is non-existent (thank god he left).

If you ever get airdropped a video on your iPad and/or iPhone, please do **NOT** accept it, it will most likely be the leaked video of 2 students having sex. If you want to accept it, be aware of the nasty video you'll be watching of 2 students failing to please each other.
Student 1: OMG! 3 students were found having sex in our principal's office-... They were all expelled from our school-... I literally go to such a weird school.

Student 2: You definitely go to SZPAB!

Student 1: WTF! How did you know?!?!
SZPAB by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx March 13, 2022
a stupid fuck who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Sleeps all day and drinks all night. Impulse buys of random shit to try and get pussy. One with poor hygiene, and reuses jizz stained underwear on a continuous basis.
"Did you see that szpak at the party last night."
"OMG it's a SZPAK!!!"
Szpak by Layne Houston January 11, 2012
A love chemistry reaction between two lovers who are so in love
E.g. Both of them are so sweet. They have szparkey between them
Szparkey by fheuhjefsa November 23, 2021

Dirty John Szpakowski 

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
Dirty John Szpakowski by mac November 12, 2004