Szpak

a stupid fuck who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Sleeps all day and drinks all night. Impulse buys of random shit to try and get pussy. One with poor hygiene, and reuses jizz stained underwear on a continuous basis.

"Did you see that szpak at the party last night."
"OMG it's a SZPAK!!!"

Szpak by Layne Houston January 11, 2012

Supakwik 

Another name for premature ejaculation

Alyx: My new boyfriend is bad in the bedroom he cant last at all he's a Supakwik :(

Supakwik by Freestylez October 11, 2018

SZPAB 

School that doesn’t support anything especially Mr.paul

Possibly will smell cubano In the bathroom

Possibly will find people ditching class at the Pe bathroom and staircase

SZPAB hates Mr.paul

SZPAB by ZDMAZROUEI May 19, 2019

SZPAG 

SZPAG is "heaven on earth," a very prestigious school that would do anything to please ADEK and maintain its extremely high reputation, providing little to no events for its students and blaming it on ADEK rules and regulations (no trips, no celebrations, and no plans to hold a graduation ceremony!!!). It's a school with a bunch of self centred rich girls all gathered in one place, with corridors that smell like channel N°5 “That's just, like, the rules of feminism”, girls piercing their ears in class, 10th grade students vaping in the restrooms, and skipping class in the nurse or prayer room. Ms. 'zebra' constantly chasing girls around the rotunda area, while Ms. liz catches moths with her bare hands before combing her hair with her fingers YUCK..., Ms. Amira spreading rumors and calling parents everytime she misunderstands a student, and let's not forget to mention us having THE WORLDS BEST nurse and security (sindu and ranjita <3) YOU GUYS ARE A BLESSINGGG. No words could ever describe how much I love this school and fyi its honesty not as bad as it sounds, I know we can all agree to have created a whole bunch of good memories IM GONNA MISS THIS SCHOOOOOL, ITS SO FETCH.

example 1
girl 1: is this a fashion show
girl 2: no, its szpag

example 2
girl 1: yikes, why r u depressed
girl 2: I'm in ms liz's geography class

SZPAG by fav seniors December 8, 2021

Spak pad 

An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.

Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.

Spak pad by Barca87 June 18, 2011

Spaking

A greatly positive word that brings joy. when spoken.

Did you visit that spaking resort, it was great.

Spaking by Spaking January 27, 2022

spakky wagon

Usually a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate which takes up lots of room and prevents the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead.

Often used by retarded drivers - uaually scared of driving - to intimidate other road users.

Originated from Space Wagon -> Spac-e -> Spakky.

Also a large vehicle which is intended for transporting dis-advantaged citizens but is instead being used for transporting one kid to school and blocking up all the narrow roads on the way.

"Quick, before the spakky wagon pulls out"
"Oh no, I'm stuck behind another spakky wagon"
"I can't overtake - I can't see past that ugly Spakky Wagon"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - like a true spak"
"Cars give way to bikes, lorries give way to cars and nobody gives way to spakky wagons"
"Come on, spakky wagon, the light's GREEN!!"
"They're taking their kid to school these days - guess it's time to get a spakky wagon"
"Don't park next to that spak - they may ding the car doors when they fling theirs open!"

spakky wagon by Alan Wagon September 14, 2006