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Swolefest 

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest
Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!
Swolefest by College Professional December 3, 2009
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Snorefest 

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.
Snorefest by nader0102 October 2, 2008
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To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
Swolest by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013

Swordfest 

A room full of guys and no women. i.e., house party, night club, bar, etc.
Q: "Did you hit that party last night?"

A: "Dude, it was a total swordfest, I left right after I walked in!"
Swordfest by Macdaddy Z June 4, 2009

swoleness 

the state of being swole, ripped, buff
Look at that dude's swoleness!!!
swoleness by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

smokefest 

friend 1: you missed the smokefest we had at da crib last night

friend 2: damn! I had to work.

friend 1: Too bad we had like 9 L's of haze w/only 3 heads. I was geeked.
smokefest by drizzy March 9, 2007

swolesesh 

Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.
Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.
swolesesh by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019