Swiss Miss 

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.

"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".

Swiss Miss by BProfane June 2, 2009

Swiss Miss 

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.

Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.

Swiss Miss by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

Swiss Miss 

The hottest woman on earth. Especially with those braids.

Did you see the Swiss Miss today, god damn!

Swiss Miss by Donjo May 17, 2006

swiss miss 

hot chocolate....as in hot black boy

mmmm that is some nice swiss miss right there!

swiss miss by little debbie March 24, 2008

Swiss Miss 

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.

Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.

Swiss Miss by Martita Papita June 30, 2010

Swiss Miss 

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss

Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss

Swiss Miss by diggit hefner and frenchie December 19, 2008

swiss miss 

when you are getting your dick sucked and you let a large anal gas explosion go into a girls mouth

This fat bitch was sucking my dick and i gave her the swiss miss, she didn't miss a beat she just took it in.

swiss miss by Jmeat February 15, 2009