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surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008

Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
Rude, aloof. Used to describe someone who considers themselves better than others, and treats others as if they aren't even worthy enough to tie his/her shoes.
The surly man rolled his eyes and told me to go away when I asked him for the time.
Surly by Skinny Skin May 25, 2004

Surely chuck us one 

A saying used mainly by youth from Tasmania, Australia. Used when someone has something favorable and you want some. The 'us' part never changes, even if it's only you wanting the thing.
Freind buys Tim tams
Other friend: Hey Felix, surely chuck us one! Surely! Surely chuck us one!
When someone says surely, you know what's up.
Man 1: Oi
Man 2: what?
Man 1: Surely.
Man 2: Surely.
Surely by Thiccsy March 4, 2020

surly fuck 

A person who is really mean, but in reality is just joking. You think.
So that guy in class called me a dumbass with a straight face at first, and then he laughed. He is such a surly fuck.
surly fuck by SrlyDude2 August 6, 2009