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sucking tit through a shirt 

Its what you say when you get something but realize its not quite all you could have...you are just short of the goal
"hey man, I heard that chick you took home made you wear a condom.."
"yeah, it was like sucking tit through a shirt"

sucking hind tit 

Not getting a fair share. Many female mammals have multiple rows of breasts, for example dogs. Typically the rear most pair of breasts is smaller and less developed than the rest. Hence a pup nursing from the rear most breast is likely to receive less milk than other nursing pups. Hind means rear most. Tit is slang for breast.
Since the introduction of Windows '95, Apple Computer has been sucking hind tit.
sucking hind tit by Chicago God April 11, 2005

Sucking Hind Tit 

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.
WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!
Sucking Hind Tit by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018

tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie 

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Tantilizing Tit Sucking Tilley 

An exceptional tit sucker, who's tit sucking skills are inconceivable, they are also a beast at the xbox 360 game Burnout Revenge online... Continuously putting rivals (Mingemilkingmeadows,fannyflapsflanagan, and crosseyedcrippledcampy) into the wall. Usually undetected until its too late due to unfathomable speed.
*Typically fallen victim * Looks behind, noone there, then BANG!! * OMG where did you come from Tantilizing tit sucking tilley?!!*

*How the hell are you going so fast????!!!!*

* That's fucking bullshit like!*

* Potato!!!*

Sucking the tit of two mothers 

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.