Stravia

The word Stravia is usually used to describe someone who wants to look like Marimar! She thinks she can sing and and irritates the shit outta people by doing that! She lacks common sense and luvs bargains!! All kinds of bargains!!! Often spits on people! Sociable! Outgoing!!!

Kitchin: Stravia stop singing mana mou...epellanes mas...
Stravia: Aint i wonderful? Don't i have a perfect voice? Everybody luvs me!

Stravia by loveable April 8, 2005

Stravasshole 

A cyclist who while attempting a quick Strava segment time and yells "Strava!" and expects you to get out of their way.

Man, Tim is such a stravasshole.

Stravasshole by Cable_ January 28, 2013

igor stravinsky 

A famous Russian composer/musician

"Ahoy, you know who is Igor Stravinsky?"

igor stravinsky by eggman nega May 1, 2021

Stravacide

Death by way of attempting a Personal Record, King/Queen of the Mountain or otherwise riding your bike like a moron for the benefit of the Strava cycling fitness community.

Did you hear what happened to Moocher? He committed stravacide going for a PR on Burnside Ave.

Stravacide by tranquilo March 13, 2013

Stravaing 

To use Strava in order to measure something in order to:

1) Capture data in an effort to feed your analytics addiction
2) Impress/shame other athletes based on on you data
3) Feed your ego (typically has the reverse effect due to your ride data)
4) All of the above

- It was too cold outside to ride my bike, but since I'm addicted to data collection and analytics, I considered Stravaing my indoor ride to ensure I had a complete training record.

- A high profile cyclist had recently started following me on Strava, so I felt compelled to start Stravaing my indoor rides to prove I am a worthy cyclist.

- Due to the "ride data or it didn't happen" principle, Stravaing your indoor rides is mandatory.

Stravaing by ryanstrive March 8, 2014

strava wanker 

Usually male, uses the app strava, with obsession, to outdo his 'friends' and cycling companions on segments and trails. Can be seen at the end of segments looking at his phone to check if he has knocked a second off his time or if he has beaten a 'friend'. Will chase past anyone shouting STRAVAAAAAAA extremely loudly and scaring the shit out of you, with the added bonus of knocking you off your bike.

The air will turn blue if anyone beats his time, friendships will be lost and marriages destroyed.

Ultimate aim of a strava wanker is to achieve a 'KOM', king of the mountain! This is usually celebrated with joy, happiness and high fives, more fulfilling than the birth of his first born.

Did you see that arseholes fly past on his bike, he's such a strava wanker!

strava wanker by science queen November 18, 2014

stravag 

Term decended from the Battletech universe, and accompanying Mechwarrior video games. Rooted in russian terms "Stran" and "vagon", meaning "Independant Birthing" together, describing parenteogenesis. When taken in context, it describes negatively one who is very stubborn and has the mental agility of a plant. Can be used similarily to "sod" from british slang.

"You stravaging idiot!"
"You moronic stravag!"
"Stravag, that was funny."

stravag by Blood_Falcon October 25, 2004