Stooge Splooge 

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.

“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”

Stooge Splooge by velocite3 July 4, 2020

spooge stooge 

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.

I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.

spooge stooge by wap70 March 3, 2008

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012

stooge LOL 

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he

After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.

stooge LOL by jpg3 August 17, 2010

Stooge 

1.
DEROGATORY
a person who's purpose is to support or assist others as a servant , henchman minion , worker or lackey, particularly in doing unpleasant work or jobs that can vary.

2.a person who's there to be the butt of a comedian's jokes or laughed at like a clown.

1. The kings royal stooge was out spying on those conspiring against him.

2. The 3 stooges are clowns out to be laughed at.

Stooge by Old school bossman October 22, 2020

i-stooge 

a person who is ignorant and unskillful with computers, gadgets, i-phones, mobile phones, sat nav's & mp3 players. An i-stooge will also still spend their hard earned fun tickets ($$) on CD's and DVD's , still have a street atlas in their glove box and line up to pay bills at the post office.

"shithouse i didnt get to pay the gas bill on time after i got the money out of the ATM, the line was too long at the post office and it shut before i got served"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"

i-stooge by chrisee t March 7, 2012

stooge 

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.

I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.

stooge by Bogrimm May 26, 2017