Stoney cat 

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.

I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.

Stoney cat by Element77 January 31, 2021

stoner cat 

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

stoner cat by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

Stoner Catch by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

stonecat 

a really sexual individual or someone who you try and go after but can never get

I've been trying to get with jessica for a week but she's a total stonecat

stonecat by stonecat August 9, 2016

Stonercat 

When your cat thinks that your bag of weed is a bag of catnip.

Have you seen that? Your cat is stoned, she's loving the weed. I know dude, she's a stonercat.

Stonercat by STONERAD July 18, 2011

Catch a stone 

Smoke weed and get stoned.

-Did you guys catch a stone in the basement?
-yea bro deadly stone

Catch a stone by AegisAurora April 21, 2021

Catching fish with a stone 

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

Catching fish with a stone by Bucketduck August 28, 2017