Steve Byrne 

An AmerAsian comedian born in Freehold, NJ. He's half Irish and half Korean. He's been on Comedy Central Presents, The Kims of Comedy, and The Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Girl 1: That Steve Byrne is just so funny!
Girl 2: And cute, too!

Steve Byrne by Michelle-Marie August 11, 2006

Steven Byrne 

An Irish Ginger who lives in America.

Person A: Look at that Steven Byrne over there!

Person B: He must have no soul and like beer a lot.

Steven Byrne by AdmiralAkbar3 June 18, 2010

Four Burner Stove 

A metaphor used to describe a person's love life. Different love interests are placed on different burners, which can then be turned up or down depending on the owner of the stove's interest in that person from day-to-day.

Four Burner Stove theory states that the healthiest beings have four, and only four, burners lit at a time regardless of their relationship status.

Cody looked so hot last night, his burner's flame went from low to high on my Four Burner Stove.

Four Burner Stove by Basecamp Badger March 16, 2009