Sapp's Law

Internet law based on the observation that if a Republican and Democrat both do or say the exact same thing, the Republican will be trashed and the Democrat cheered

"Do you think that Hillary will be nailed for using Russian propaganda to try to win the election?"

No way- Sapp's Law applies

Sapp's Law by Coyote1970 November 18, 2018

Stapp Speak 

Talking or singing like Scott Stapp, the lead singer of post grunge band Creed. There are three basic guidelines for proper Stapp Speak:

1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.

Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.

In Stapp Speak: Can you terrahk me higherah? To a plerrce werrah blernd merrahn serrah?

Stapp Speak by Nick Elward December 6, 2010

Ovary Stamp(s) 

When a girl has a tattoo on her pelvic area, either on the right or left, or both

Look at the tattos on that chick. She has the ovary stamp(s).

Ovary Stamp(s) by ojdidit May 9, 2010

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.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

stapp

Verb. To ruin, damage, compromise the effectiveness of, or render uncool.

That frat guy in the corner is totally stapping the vibe of this party. Somebody stole my sweater and slashed my tires; I got straight-up stapped.

stapp by emily dickens, son. May 13, 2010

Scott Stapp

The lead singer of rock band Creed. At around 2000-2002, you would find Creed as a generic band. But now back to Stapp. Stapp was known for getting drunk and getting in to trouble a few times. Reckless driving, fighting with the band. But the most well known crime people scarred him for was beating, or trying to beat his wife. Stapp had stumbled in to their mansion, likely drunk. He yelled at his wife, following that, he threw a glass bottle of Orangina at his wifes face. It almost hit her. After this situation, he was labeled a wifebeater and his many fans began to turn away. Stapp's career was falling apart.

"Did you hear Scott Stapp tried to hurt his wife"
"GOOD GRAVY! Why would he do that?"

Scott Stapp by The JoshMeister101 July 23, 2009

scott stapp

1.a really bad person,singer,and non-talented being
2.an insult to ones presence

1.-dude,that band tonight blew goats
-yeah,i know,was that lead singer scott stapp?
2.-dude quit being such a fuckin scott stapp....god damnit

scott stapp by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004