Stall Hawk 

The act of waiting outside of an occupied single stall bathroom door with the intention of swooping down to the toilet as soon as occupier is finished to drop anchor.

I was stall hawked by this dick yesterday while trying to take a leisurely shit.

Stall Hawk by Thompy November 9, 2015

Stall Hawk 

The act of waiting outside the door of an occupied single stall bathroom for someone to finish crapping so you can drop anchor.

Dude I got stall hawked by some old man today while taking a poo

Stall Hawk by Thompy November 29, 2015

Stalk Hawk 

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking

A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.

Stalk Hawk by GambitKing October 6, 2015