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This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.
I got a stander on the ottoman last night.
Stander by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect 

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
By Stander Effect by CBystander October 14, 2011

sadderday 

So shakisha dumped me.. damn tommorow is gonna be a sadderday.
sadderday by FakeHoe123 December 24, 2007

Seadderall 

A mocking reference to the Seattle Seahawks, the team in the NFL with the most suspensions for performance-enhancing drugs in recent years. Also the team name of a very dominant, legendary Seattle area Fantasy Football player.
Q: “Who’s going to win the Super Bowl this year?”
A: “Seadderall, no doubt.”
Seadderall by LOLCat November 11, 2013

bag stander 

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.
The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room
bag stander by maibock April 8, 2007