one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.

he is such a speedyfatslayer.

speedyfatslayer by japanese helicopter November 29, 2011

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Speedy special

When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.

I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

Speedy special by Lordkeltic March 31, 2020

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Speedy Rashidy

A god like being with such intellectual power that it cannot be contained in a single human form.

That guy over there is speedy rashidy

Speedy Rashidy by Smatty171 December 9, 2019

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Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

Speedy Gonzales by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

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