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scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011

Tween Spastics 

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
Jack: Spalotic
Everyone: ?
Spalotic by uauaca April 25, 2020

spazmotic 

a word used for someone who cant do anything right and always seems to fuck up. Usually applies to lanky people. Can aslo mean spastic. see spazmoticated
Man: Hey, lanky, cant you do anything right, you're so spazmotic

spamatic 

Someone that is addicted to spam
I’m spam and I can’t stop eating spam, I am spamatic.
spamatic by Pixi4u November 14, 2019

Tween Spastics 

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.