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skoalflake 

A conservative who throws around the terms “snowflake” “pussies” or “libtard” at the first person who disagrees with their outdated traditionalist values. Usually uses chewing tobacco, wears military gear, defends the confederate flag, and has a Karen as a mate.
Conservative asshole- “the confederacy is my heritage and if any of you libtards don’t like it than get out of my cunt-ry”

Intelligent progressives: “that flag is Incredibly racist, run along little Skoalflake”
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Basically snowflake, but much more softer
Me: man, you such a softflake! Grow up!
Softflake by Psychocat! August 7, 2021

SNAPFLAKE 

Snapchat users seeking surgery to look like filtered versions of themselves
That snapchat user wants to get a facelift which looks like a filtered version of themselves this person is a snapflake
SNAPFLAKE by JImmyIreland August 5, 2018
(The etymology of softflakes is in the play on words of combining 'soft', as in soft sciences, with 'flakes', as in snowflakes, which is the way most humanities students act.)

(n.) An individual, which spends a lot of time on the bubbles of social blogs and political extremes, being indoctrinated by fanatical professors on ivory towers that akin to the students, think rote-learning, a task of low psychometric g correlation, of fanatical ideas gives them the same intellectual position as grinding away at STEM, which especially in the more theoretical portions, has an uncompromising intolerance for mistakes, and necessitates a lot of rigor and reasoning, which means not only a person attempting to get a degree there must have actual innate talent, they must be constantly vigilant.

Softflakes are often found with a presumptuous attitude and moral superiority, calling anyone that begs to differ from their empirically baseless claims an "insensitive pig". They also indulge in besmirching the reputation of whatever value the humanities has just to push their political agenda. That's a quite solemn sight, since genuine cognitive capital will in consequence be more and more repulsed by the humanities, causing it to be dilapidated further. Therefore, humanities will turn to pure fiction, whose funding is only intact in consequence of powerful men wanting to get laid and please their wives, the same way they buy them fancy bathrooms and expensive gemstones for their magical powers.
Person A: I tried to have a discussion on how we could measure societal problems, so that we could better use our limited resources. But the softflake kept pestering me about how it's all because of evil power hierarchies, as if some Jewish pejorative stereotype applied to every successful man or woman.

Person B: Man, that sucks!
softflake by AshFromPhoenix March 15, 2021

soyflake 

"Hiyahh! So Weak!! You are a soyflake!"
soyflake by .svXon7 June 18, 2022

soyflake 

"Hiyahh! So Weak!! You are a soyflake!"
soyflake by .svXon7 June 18, 2022