Smiegel

a creature who dwells the caves of baltimore county and who looks exactly like smeigel from lord of the rings. He is constantly made fun of for this feature and somehow gets play from girls way out of his league, just like Shenfeld. He is known to be down with people that have the name Christina and also likes to search for the ring. He found it one time but then Shenfeld thought it was bird food and ate it, then they battled and Shenfeld got his ass kicked. Smiegel also smells really bad, but still lives a fulfilling life.

"Dude, smiegel fuckin stinks today!"
"Well he does live in a cave and he is over 800 years old"
"O yea i forgot"
"You idiot"

Smeigel you are so fuckin ugly

Smiegel can whoop shenfeld's ass because shenfeld is a pussy

Smiegel by john derbak April 14, 2006

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

Smiegel by Brett January 28, 2005

smiegel

originates from the name Jeff Smiegel.
1. n. (-ism) a humorous word or phrase quickly made up to describe a recent event.
2. v. to ask one to a peppering of inappropriate questions at an inappropriate time, later resulting in an akward silence leaving a feeling of regret for opening your mouth (optional).

1. guy #1: hey, dude, he just stole my wave!
guy #2: i know, bro! he totally schraalped you!
guy #1: ?????
guy #2: it's the sound your board makes in the water when
someone quickly whips around to steal your wave.
guy #1: ohhh...kayyy...
guy #3: bro, that's such a smiegelism!

2. guy #1: hey, man. i'm dave.
guy #2: hey! where do you work and how much do you
make?
guy #1: um excuse me?
guy #2: aww, crap! sorry, i totally smiegeled you!
guy #1: ha ha... alrightythen...

smiegel by smeigelism August 20, 2008

Siegel stain 

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.

I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.

Siegel stain by wardo021 February 27, 2015

Spiegel Spiel 

From the German words for " mirror " and " play ", describing the playful and somewhat awkwardly amusing sidestepping of two people trying to politely let the the other pass, only to repeatedly move into each others way, as if they were mirror images.

Jenny and Mike went on a date after a spiegel spiel when he was leaving the star bucks and she was trying to get in.

Spiegel Spiel by Fiddleplayer October 21, 2014

Spiegel speed 

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

Spiegel speed by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023

Sebastian Siegel aka seabass 

a kid who thinks he's really fast and good at running when he really seems to fail to capture glory

"man you came in first thats awesome...who came in second...i think that kid Sebastian Siegel aka seabass did but who cares its second"

Sebastian Siegel aka seabass by red hook track team February 26, 2009