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Slutulator 

The slutulator is a reality based, objective calculation to determine whether or not a woman is a slut. It works like this, You take a womans age at the time she lost her virginity, for example lets say 18 for example, and you take her current age, lets say 25 for example. you subtract 18 from 25 which equals 7. If her number of partners equals less than 7 this is a good girl. If it is more, she's a slut....however if she has had more than one one night stand, then her final number is multiplied by how many one night stands she has had, which in this case would be 14, so she's a total slut whore. Next.
I did calculations on her with the slutulator and it never lies. she lost her virginity and 16, she's now 22, and has had 10 partners, including 3 one night stands, so her score is a 30. we have a real skanky trog on our hands, fellas.
To fuck a female as if she were a 2 dollar whore. Must be rough, degrading sex with no foreplay whatsoever. Typically would be a quickie done on a slut you meet in a bar or club when you just take her in the bathroom and bend her over the sink or crapper.
Yo cuz, last night, I saw this little ho at the club with a miniskirt and no panties, so I took her in the bathroom and slutfucked the bitch!
slutfuck by HoMaster May 7, 2005

slutfucker 

A word used in anger towards someone else as a quick insult when nothing else comes to mind. Made famous by Greg Jarvis.
Fuckin cockhead slutfucker bitch
slutfucker by Dalo September 12, 2004

Slutfume 

The familiar overpowering stench of perfume that all sluts wear when they go out at night.
Guy 1: "Man, Katie sure is rocking the slutfume tonight."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude she's hurting for some dick for sure."
Slutfume by Nerples September 3, 2013
Hey, slutfuck, cook me some vittles.
slutfuck by Anonymous September 4, 2003
A.) A word to say when youre extrmely aggravated.

B.) Something you can call someone who pisses you off completely

C.) Basically fucking a slut.
AHHHH! damn computer keeps crashing... such a slutfuck.

You little slutfuckkkkk

I had me some slutfuck last night!
slutfuck by Steveeeeeeelahdfkdsg January 9, 2008