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Shuttlefucker 

Fuckery so huge, it could fit in a shuttlebus
New Year's Eve was a constant train of shuttlefuckery

Shuttlefucking 

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009

shuttlecocker 

A girl who can't make up her mind whose cock she's pleasuring tonight.

A girl who bounces between boys like a badminton birdie.
That shuttlecocking whore was going to hook up with me, but now she's back with her boy friend.

I totally got shuttlecocked by that cunt.

She's a shuttlecocker.
shuttlecocker by Niente September 27, 2009

shutthefucker 

ALBANIAN AMERICAN WORD. ITS AN ALLIGATION BETWEEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOTHERFUCKER
Spahiou: QIFSHA ROPT MOTRA PITH

Gjerg: SHUTTHEFUCKER

shuttlefuck 

a term used by a patron to describe a disgruntled public transit professional, a highly satisfying sexual position
e.g. "That same shuttlefuck missed my stop!"
e.g. "I need to stretch before we shuttlefuck again. Having one leg in the air like that is hard work!"
shuttlefuck by miss marmar October 22, 2008