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Stopping Short 

Hitting the brakes at the last second so you can grab the breast of the woman next to you while looking like a hero all at once
I heard that Jeff has been stopping short with all his dates latly
Stopping Short by supergoose94 November 12, 2010

Short Stoppin 

Short Stoppin is slang for shorting somebody typically referred to when it comes to drugs or money.
Giving somebody less than what they were suppose to recieve.
I heard he was short stoppin people, thats why they killed him.

short shopping 

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."
short shopping by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

Stoping short 

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward
I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign
Stoping short by supergoose94 March 30, 2009

Shart Shopping 

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
Shart Shopping by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart Shopping 

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
Shart Shopping by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014