Shoenicorn 

Can also be spelled Shunicorn. It is a beautiful shoe you own. You cannot find its mate but it is too good to throw away. You will never wear it and it makes you sad.

Why do you have those beautiful single shoes on your shelf at work.

They are Shoenicorns and I am just thankful to be able to look at them

Shoenicorn by icyhot123 July 19, 2009

snoonicorn 

A crossbreed of a snail and unicorn. This majestic animal is one in one trillion and is only found in lower parts of Argentina and Brazil. It has a large, hard shell of magnificent colors and a sparkling horn that replicates that of a unicorn.

"Did you guys see that snoonicorn just majestically slide over that fence?!"

snoonicorn by Ghen August 27, 2011

stonicorn

Hitting a large bong resting on the head of someone giving you oral sex.

"Dude, I just turned my girlfriend into a stonicorn!"
"I can't believe we just saw Josh get a stonicorn!"
"Oh dude, I got stonicorned by Emily last night"

stonicorn by shadowmunki February 19, 2009

spoonicorn 

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.

i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.

spoonicorn by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

Shothicorn 

An animal that is a mixture of a shark, unicorn and sloth. It has the head of a shark, a shark fin, water proof wings, a long tail and the body of a unicorn with sloth fur, also it has gills.

Mommy I want a shothicorn for christmas!

Shothicorn by bob227 May 12, 2011

Shroonicorn 

A species of a Unicorn cross Mushroom

Oh, See that shroonicorn. He is a Unicorn and a Mushroom

Shroonicorn by youngandstunning November 5, 2011

Phoenicorn 

When a Unicorn and a Phoenix really love each other, they create a Phoenicorn together. Unicorns and Phoenixes (really cool magical people) can adopt babies without legally adopting them, creating Phoenicorns. The mothers of Phoenicorns are generally Unicorns, and the fathers are generally Phoenixes.

Because my mother was Unicorn and my step-father was a Phoenix, I am a Phoenicorn.

Phoenicorn by Raavven Boinnkefaacce January 14, 2018