Shlorngry 

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

Shlorngry by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

slorngry 

sleepy, horny, and hungry all at the same time... the trifecta

"Ugh I'm so slorngry right now this blows"
"How about eat dinner, have sex, and pass out...the only solution"
"genius"

slorngry by swizzletitz December 9, 2013

shlongrider 

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.

"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"

shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

shlorny

sleepy and horny at the same time

Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.

shlorny by brohanblowj February 18, 2009

Dirty Shlongy 

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.

Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.

Dirty Shlongy by Lisa_G September 8, 2005

shlongy longy 

the form of a really long thick penis.

sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"

shlongy longy by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021

sorngry

Sad, angry, and horny. The way some girls feel the entirety of the time their on their period.

Guy: Hey, why are you so mean on your period?
Girl: I'm sorngry

sorngry by imtryingtobeanonymous September 19, 2021