shit me 

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

shit me by oracle March 12, 2004

Shit me 

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

Shit me by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

shit me 

kiddin me, used when some one something you absouletly disagree with

person 1:Check My foot work, check my foot work, ye ain't got these
(ugly tore up filas)
person 2: Shit me, ain't nobody want those

shit me by Jessica boots boots April 15, 2006

Shit me up 

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

Shit me up by ArchATE June 23, 2019

shit me off 

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

shit me off by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012

shit me sideways 

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

shit me sideways by DougieD April 23, 2005

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver 

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015