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Dead moose's last shit 

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)
Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!
Dead moose's last shit by Tadman October 15, 2012
A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.
Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.
shitgoose by tnt419 December 28, 2005
1."dont be a shitgoose come out"
2."shitgoose hav'nt seen you for time"
3.(somebody falls of a chair)"ha ha what a shitgoose"
shitgoose by Tinny/James August 5, 2008
The coolest photographer ever, actual name is Ryan Gee. Has taken photographs of skaters such as Bam Margera and Tony Hawk.
He stars on Radio Bam a lot and is extremely funny.
Ryan Gee aka Shitgoose is one badass photographer and you suck if you don't love him.
Shitgoose by Daisyx August 2, 2007
Dickson! Quit being a shitgoose and do this rail of blow off my dick!
Shitgoose by LauraLove941 April 2, 2019
A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.
1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!
shitgoose by Rich March 2, 2005