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Shit Bloke 

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.
willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight
Shit Bloke by nobbynub May 27, 2009

shit bloke 

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"
Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"
shit bloke by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

Shit bloke 

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know
Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke
Shit bloke by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009

Shit bloke 

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.
What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.
Shit bloke by CliveH20 August 5, 2018

Shit bloke 

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys
Shit bloke by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

SHIT BLOKE 

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
SHIT BLOKE by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019