Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

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Get turnt beyond all repair; not knowing whom you are anymore. Acronym to, "fucked".

Yo, I got so Shinkled last night, I woke up in the front yard cuddling with a ficus.

Shinkled by Burrenden January 3, 2015

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Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

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To get royally fucked.
When a coworker does less then the minimum.
When even the easiest tasks remain un done.

Turkey "Hey man theres garbage all over this truck"
No neck "We got skinkled"
Turkey "Not again!"

Skinkled by Mangle Man2 October 28, 2010

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Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

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I was walking in the woods and found a real shinkleberry! It tasted like berries.

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An expression for when you’re surprised/fustrated/in pain

Oh shingledoi I stubbed my toe!!!

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