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The Turkish Exchange Rate 

The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.
Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France

Guy 2: About 10:1
The Turkish Exchange Rate by Scots September 19, 2016

slutty exchange rate 

A conversion rate between goods or services and sex acts that implies the person making the exchange is a slut.
If you buy this girl one beer, you're guaranteed a blow job; that is a slutty exchange rate.

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate 

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

real exchange rate 

(ECONOMICS) ratio between a country's foreign exchange rate and the real purchasing power of its local currency.

The actual exchange rate between (say) the yen and the US dollar tells you nothing about the relative strength of the two currencies. The US dollar buys 92.57 yen (17 May 2010) right now, which sounds like a lot. But $100, converted into ¥9,257, only buys $71 worth of actual goods & services. In order for the yen:dollar exchange rate to reflect real purchasing power of the two currencies, the US dollar should be able to buy ¥130.

The real exchange rate for the US dollar against the Japanese yen is 1.41 (meaning the yen is costlier than the dollar in real terms).
The recent (March-May) fall of the euro against the US dollar has brought the real exchange rate of the two currencies into approximate parity.

The Beggar's Exchange Rate

When someone doesn't follow the international exchange rate and takes you for a ride. Usually common among people who have no money.
So I was in Montreal for the weekend, and I couldn't find a Bureau de Change anywhere. The only person I could find was this complete mess of a man looking in trashcans for lunch.

I asked him "can you make change?" and I showed him a fifty dollar bill U.S..

I got back five dollars Canadian.

I was given The Beggar's Exchange Rate.

turkish exchange rate 

the echange in wich a man has sex with a turkey at a specific rate
hey, did you hear bill has a high turkish exchange rate