Seasonist

When a person prefers one season to the rest.

Dude you are so seasonist you whinge all winter that you wish it was summer!

Seasonist by Ikkle Mini October 21, 2011

Seasonist

When certain items are sold only during a specific season and not throughout the entire year.

McDonalds is so seasonist because they do not sell their tropical smoothie during the winter.

Seasonist by dickydanceroutine December 6, 2021

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Seasons in the Abyss 

Slayer's other best album. War Ensemble blisters; Dead
Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.

Rich's arms were tired from all the beheading, but there were many more high school jocks, so he turned on Seasons in the Abyss and kept chopping.

Seasons in the Abyss by Fatman666 February 16, 2012

six seasons and a movie

What you say about a television show that is on the verge of cancellation but you believe is streets ahead

"The Cape is going to last for 3 weeks!"
"Six seasons and a movie!"

six seasons and a movie by TheRossMan January 7, 2012

100 seasons 

It means to serve 25 years, generally associated with the criminal penalty for certain felonies of 25-life.

Man if the Feds catch on imma serve 100 seasons

100 seasons by Jsjsnej June 7, 2017