Seasonal 

When a person is rarely seen or around for a short period of time

He so seasonal, he only shows up to one of games per year.

Seasonal by darealmr.reaper September 24, 2016

Seasonal DuHpressagain 

When some who is already a depressed, dark, cold, not fun, introverted drag, with truck loads of baggage stock piled, wakes up with another reason to hate life and bring those down who can smile and enjoy the date on the calendar, or the time of season it is.

1. PSA....My Seasonal DuHpressagain is making me drink these IPA's and making me put on this winter weight. I hate calendars.

2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.

Seasonal DuHpressagain by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Seasonal Six-Pack 

When somebody is an athlete during one particular season of the year and gets a six-pack during this time, but after the season ends it fades away due to lack of activity.

Amanda: Hey, didn't Joe have a six-pack during the swim season?

Claire: Yeah, but now he just sits around and plays Modern Warfare 2 all day, he has a seasonal six-pack.

Seasonal Six-Pack by danisreallycool May 19, 2010

seasonal depression 

depression or moodyness that comes and goes in specific time of the year or period of time.

It's october again, time for my seasonal depression

My dad died in christmas, seasonal depression is imminent.

Valentine's day hits many people with seasonal depression

seasonal depression by paulisa October 17, 2018

Seasonal Perineum 

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

Seasonal Perineum by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Seasonal Shrinkage 

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

Seasonal Shrinkage by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Seasonal Retardation 

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

Seasonal Retardation by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018