Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

Scroller

Individuals who are unable to stop scrolling through mindless internet feeds of data.. (i.e. Facebook)

Individuals who are so attached to their phone screens, they can't engage in eye contact.

Or, a total stoner douchebag.

"TJ, get off your phone, man. You're such a fucking scroller, man."

Scroller by Lucille Ballz December 5, 2017

Scroller

A scroller is a text message that is so long and full of information that your finger keeps swiping upward. It really should probably be an email or a phone call.

That text was such a scroller, it took me forever to get through it.

Scroller by ThanksKat&Monica March 7, 2017

scroller

A mindless online pariah who scrolls endlessly through social media posts without 'interacting' with likes, comments or subscribing. An internet troll who is incapable of showing love

My meme page is clogged with scrollers who don't show no love.

scroller by RedSmileGroup December 30, 2018

scroller

A bit of code that makes words travel accross the screen, usually found in a demo or intro.

I put particle scroller in my invitro for Assembly '02.

scroller by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004

scroller

any gender older than 35yrs old who needs to scroll down a bit longer to state his/her date of birth while registering online is someone closer to getting old or being a scroller.

for my teenager daughter, i sure am a scroller

scroller by kelamist April 21, 2017

Scroller

When girl sends you multiple paraghraphs or reaches the character limit when texting.

Hows it going with Danielle?
Ahh man she sent me some scroller earlier on

Scroller by The real Pablo Tescobar May 14, 2018