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Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015
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Scrodent 

Any newborn rodent that has not yet grow it's fur. Therefore, it is just a pink skinned rodent resembling a young scrotum.
The baby scrodent was knocked out of the tree due to high winds.
Scrodent by sillysibs July 3, 2011
A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.
From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”
Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

scroodle 

When you unintentionally create a coherent drawing out of a scribble. A combination of the word 'Scribble' and 'Doodle.'
I just accidently drew this scroodle
scroodle by TheLancaster September 3, 2015

scrowley 

used to describe a person, thing or situation that is a scraggy tangled scabby mess. A situation, person or thing that is disheveled, grimy, abrassive, unfair, devoid of logic and lacking even a few redeaming features.
Did you see alan today ?- he was looking a bit scrowley wasn't he?

that kebab looks a bit scrowley

John can't make tomorrow night - his got to look after the kids - that's a bit scrowley
scrowley by Ralph Bismark March 15, 2010

Scroblet 

Thy act of making a goblet out your nutsack skin and having your significant other drink from it to nourish herself. If your a gay you are instantly disqualified because your a faggot.
After my wife susan got off work there were no clean goblets, so she quenched her thirst with some lemonade by drinking from thy scroblet.
Scroblet by Grizzly Daniels February 16, 2014