The state of having absolutely ZERO sass. Often times these people believe they are extremely sassy, the majority of non-sassers believe that they are in fact sass king/queen. This is not the truth, though, as non-sassers have no sass, and are very often confused. They are best dealt with by putting them into their rightful NO SASS place and given some pineapple juice and a link to this definition.
One who is sassy.
One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.
One who possesses the gift of sass.
One who wears or has sassy items in and around their body on a regular basis.