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San Gabriel High School

A high school located in San Gabriel. Consists of Asians and Hispanics with the occasional lost Caucasian thrown into the mix. The feeder schools are mainly Garvey Intermediate, Temple, or Baldwin.

Rivalry schools change often.

There are way too many freshmen PDA'ing everywhere. They need to get their shit together.

Scratch that. There is way too much PDA in general. Go get a room, you horndogs.

There are cool teachers there.

The food is pretty bad like every other school cafeteria in the world.

The girls' volleyball team has won league too many times to count.

The football team is not too shabby.

The girls' basketball program is slowly rising from the gutter.

There is a nice football field.

Most girls dress like corner hoes and hit on everything with a dick.

The football players think they're pimps and try to get into every girls' pants.

The school colors are Red and Blue.

The mascot is the SGHS Matadors.

Oh, and they're cooler than Mark Keppel.
-A TYPICAL DAY AT SAN GABRIEL HIGH SCHOOL-

Guy: Hey babe. I'm a football player.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yes. And I'm romantic too.
Girl: OOOH, READ ME A POEM!
Guy: Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Let's have sex.
Girl: OKAY!
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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