Person A: "How was your day?"
Person B: "Well, today at Walmart a naked lady in her 90's shuffled into the store. She had to be wrapped in a bathrobe from aisle 18 and escorted to the hospital...So there's that."
Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.
I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?