SKITTZO 

A person who can't spell.

1:) "A muthafukkin gangsta,crazy ass homie dont take shit from noone..will make an example of something, ask him to do somethin thah noone else will he will cuz he aint a bitch..thah dude half schitsofrenic..he smells lyk one too..whoa.."

2:)"Whoa stop going Skittzo on me dude."

SKITTZO by ItzSkitz July 29, 2009

SKITTZO 

A muthafukkin gangsta,crazy ass homie dont take shit from noone..will make an example of something, ask him to do somethin thah noone else will he will cuz he aint a bitch..thah dude half schitsofrenic..he smells lyk one too..whoa..

Stockton has a lot of Skittzo's..

1.Cuz babi ima skittzo..
2.That nigga might be skittzo..
3.mii moms a skittzo..
4.no she aint..

SKITTZO by Skittzo.. May 4, 2009

Skittz 

A person who plays minecraft and is so awesome that they are both a skittle and a chocolate colored cow. A Skittz is usually accompanied by another pretty awesome black and white cow. They may randomly appear in front of your face when you are in your house in minecraft and scare the shit out of you.

Two cows are stalking me.... one was named Skittz and they came up out of nowhere... WTF

Did you just see that Skittz person? I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE MILK

Skittz by Skittz3 November 22, 2010

Skittzy 

Skittzy is a nick-name for schizophrenia. But Skittzy is mostly just very minor hallucinations. Where as schizophrenia at it's highest could be to voices in your head that could lead to killing people. If someone gets Skittzy when they are young it sort of cures itself as the person gets older.

Kaprice thought she was Skittzy after she saw people she had never seen before in her bathroom (if she looked at them they disappeared).

Skittzy by ~ABCDEFGHI December 25, 2012

Skitzo 

a person that is f***ed in the head

Some bloke at the shops today went off his head!! yeh hes just a skitzo bro

Skitzo by LACHA September 16, 2012

Phone skitzophrenic 

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

skitzo 

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.

'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'

skitzo by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009