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S. S. S. H. A. W. 

Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...
Go to go - I still need to S. S. S. H. A. W. before my date tonight...

I.S Akbar 

A Well Known Independent Author That has written several popular novels like Secrets Upon Secrets, The Perfect Wife, Dream Factory, Essays of Lyfe and many more.

An Independent Author That has written vast of genres Thrillers,Horror, Non Fiction,Erotica,Fantasy & Fiction.
Person 1: Hey What Book Your Reading?
Person 2: This Awesome Book By I.S Akbar called Secrets Upon Secrets it's freaking epic!!!!
Person 1: You Should Let me Read it once your done I can't wait to find out what's it all about?

Person 2: You'll love his work the man's a creative genius.
I.S Akbar by I.S Akbar June 23, 2021

What's wrong with your head 

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.
Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

Werewolf's Dick 

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.
Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.
Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017

droppin' it like it's hot 

a vigorous booty~shaking dance; like twerking but without the booty stuck way out
Juanita sure be droppin' it like it's hot! She's the one who taught me that dance move!

Russia's Red Line 

A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."

"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."