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Rocky Heights Middle School 

The gates of Hell. No phones, No individuality, and No FUN! School is extremely easy to pass with straight A’s (and I’m kinda dumb).

Full of rich and spoiled kids who find middle school a great place to start their drug habits. Ask anyone who their plug is and they can name 10.

The environment sucks and is a great place if you want to get depression. If not STAY CLEAR! after graduating you will go onto “Crack Canyon” or if your parents are willing to drop enough money Valor or Regis.

The only thing going for these kids are their daddy’s trust funds.
“I heard that Rocky Heights Middle School sucks” “dude I know haven’t like 5 kids got arrested their in the past year?” “Probably wouldn’t suppress me tbh
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Rocky Height Middle School 

Hello, For the people reading this I will probably have to go to the white room, Yes in this amazing school We have a Prison Cell! Okay, let's start explaining this bullshit of a school. First We are allowed no freedom, we can have no phones no music, no youtube, no fun. Almost everything is blocked in this school, even the wifi sucks. Second the teachers some are nice (bout maybe 7 in the whole 100 person staff) while the rest are just complete jerks. Third, there are different many problems like the white room! it is a 4 x 4 room with all white walls with 1 desk. It is used for punishment. Let's say that you don't clean tables for the janitor ( Big Boi Brown ) or you get caught texting your mom about how you're sick, or even forget to turn something in, well then the white room is for you! Instead of continuing to learn, you sit a in a room all day doing nothing. Another problem in the constant Juuling, In this school, we have a major problem, kids in the bathroom, kids in outside and even kids in class, but none of our dumb teachers ever find out. Last but definitely not least, Our lunch we get a solid 15 minutes to eat our lunch. Now our counselors are dismissing sections which takes much longer and just a pain.

If you ever consider Coming to RHMS please don't you will be doing your self a favor.
Bob - Do you go to Rocky Height Middle School?
Jill - No I heard they are just juuling gay ass bitches

Bob - ahh I see

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