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Retarded spelling of 'retard'
<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

apple retart 

A word used by someone in the bakery section of a shop to someone they are annoyed with.
Becka: Hey Linsey I like this nut cake even though I'm allergic to nuts do you think I should get it
Linsey: No! Becka you shouldn't get it you apple retart.

retarted 

One who has been given additional tarts.
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Retarticle 

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008

retarted 

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
retarted by Kfizzle April 28, 2006
Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.
retart by MuffinMurder December 1, 2015