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When a girl on her period put her hand in her bloody vagina and then jerks you off.
Ally gave me a redjob last night, it took so long to clean.
Redjob by Brendawg69 May 17, 2017

reglob if you crey

A misspelling of 'Reblog if you cried'.
Associated with a notoriously poorly worded story with an odious sentiment behind it designed to make complete idiots feel a modicum of human emotion whilst trawling the internet.

Now used in an ironic sense to either laugh at these authors, or to denote false sympathy for a blog post.
"A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die,
So she was going to have ovary implants surgery.
When the day came when she was having her surgery,
She said goodbye to her parents and told her boyfriend she loved him.
She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured.
She saw her family but asked where her boyfriend was.
Her mom then said "Wait, didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries?". REGLOB IF YOU CREYD"

#1 So many exams tomorrow...
#2 REGLOB IF YOU CREYED
#1 You're an arse.
reglob if you crey by Doc Daneeka November 17, 2011

RedLobertin 

He’s a YouTuber who’s pretty funny handsome and cool. He is also definitely not the one who wrote this.
My favorite YouTuber is RedLobertin.
RedLobertin by RedLobertin February 17, 2021

Redrobotno 

A dipshit that's both dyslexic as hell & can't see for shit. The blindest of bois with the reddest of hairs.
Person 1: When you think of the consemalaquencios.
Person 2: The what now?.
Person 1: Sorry just pulled a Redrobotno for a second.
Redrobotno by Redrobotno July 6, 2021

redlobsterous

Greek. Derived from preposterous meaning ridiculous or incredulous.
That booty could federa man from three feet away, then it did, it was redlobsterous.
A close-up of Janet Jackson's nipple hit the online so fast, it was redlobsterous.
Coach preceeded to tell the boys to leave the gym, but his voice was so muffled, that it was redlobsterous.
One time someone fell on my leg and created a redlobsterous bruise that protruded my pants with curvature.
redlobsterous by Coubs Beast February 29, 2004

redlorswift 

redlorswift is a user on twitter who is a Taylor Swift fan. He goes by ‘zaf’ and is known for hosting the Swiftie Awards on twitter. Unfortunately, the account is now suspended.
redlorswift is annoying
redlorswift by fifuxkcjci65246 September 7, 2021