Ranchpire 

One who puts ranch sauce on every thing. One who has been known to consume ranch out of its container even with out food for it to be dipped in or put on.

At the McDonalds we watched the Ranchpire's in the next booth, lick clean the dipping container well after they had finished off the fries.

Ranchpire by IceForge March 5, 2010

Ranchgirl 

A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.

Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?

Ranchgirl by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Ranchie 

When a male takes his testicles and dips them in another man's semen than proceeds to violently slap the other in the face.

Did you hear about Kevin and Andrew?

Kevin gave him a big ol' ranchie in the parking lot during lunch.

Ranchie by Big Boy Entze June 23, 2016

RANDPIRE 

Randpire or Randpyre (n.) (adj.)
\rändˈpī(-ə)r\ (alt.) \rändˈpir\

1. One who lives by preying on others.

2. A dipshit vampire.

3. A person tricked into thinking that selfishness is a greater virtue than selflessness.

4. The quality of sucking the life out of people through narcissistic political and moral beliefs.

Terence, well that was a real randpire thing to say.

What? When I'm a billionaire, the poor can go screw. If they wanted to get ahead, they should have worked harder. If they CHOSE to save $67 a month and put it in mutual funds, they would have been millionaires by the time they were 70, instead they're just stupid and dead. You can't fucking tax me. That's stealing, bro. I'm building my own Nascar track and paying for lots of jouissance with lots of bitches.

Terence, you fucking frat boy, you don't even have the slightest Lacanian estimate of what the nature of your jouissance truly is...see you on the other side of your Kentucky Fried Charlie Sheen Don Juan breakdown, reptilian douche.

RANDPIRE by k voorhees March 23, 2011

ranchportation 

the movement of ranch dressing from place to place. Combination of the words "ranch" and "transportation"

"Liz, you're in charge of ranchportation tonight-- let's make sure we have something to dip our pizza crust in!"

ranchportation by C$$ January 7, 2009

Ranchview 

A high school in Carrollton, Tx known for its dumb teachers, who think they are Kings and Queens. A principle who do not like fun. A school that on one knows where it is.

T: i go to Ranchview.
D: where is that at.
T: i don't even know.

Ranchview by david pitt August 3, 2018

ranchiversary

The monthly, bi-monthly, or annual celebration of the noble Hidden Valley Ranch (bottled and mixes) over Bleu Cheese, especially when used with hot wings.

What kind of wings are you bringing to the ranchiversary?

ranchiversary by Just Ranch Things June 4, 2020