noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.

verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.

Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how loudly she quarted.

quart by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

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Quart

pronounced QUA- ART. i small queef fallowed by a large vaginal discharge up to a quart

i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she quarted in the tub, i threw up on her titz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic 1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.

Quart by lord choddington January 9, 2011

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noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart redirected to the vagina.

verb: to produce or emit a quart.

NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.

Helen held her asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.

quart by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

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The amount of sperm you can fit in a women before it flows out.
Verb: To whip out your massive bear cock and slap someone around with it

Example
Person 1: Bitch, you better be willing to 69 me, or I will Quart you
Person 2: (Gets on top of Person 1.)

Quart by LewdiestBear69 October 16, 2018

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