QFS 

Quelle Fucking Surprise. A sarcastic response to the usual bullshit. Popularized by Canadian author Douglas Coupland in "Generation X."

"Phillip stood me up again. QFS, eh?"

QFS by Ix.star November 4, 2011

QFS 

Quoted For Stupidity

John Doe: 5x5=10 you stupid people!
Jane: ^QFS

QFS by Chase M. July 30, 2008

QFS 

See Quantum Four Square

1. You down for some QFS?

QFS by Chickae November 16, 2006

QFS 

Quick fuck and suck.
Another way of saying a quickie.

Jenny needs a QFS.

QFS by QFS lover May 10, 2011

QFS 

Quote From Self.

Used on forum to recap earlier statements in long discussion threads.

I don't know why you think I would say that, in fact I stated the contrary earlier in this forum: QFS:"I don't agree with that theory"

QFS by Tim Lathouwers January 16, 2008

QFS 

QUICK FILE SYSTEM

As used in the Patented "QFS" - *Quantum Financial System* Patents for both USPS "Mail In Voting" & New FIAT currency Gold Backed Replacement. In other words; Incorruptible Currency vs FED Central Banking "OPM" using Other People's Money!

QFS by XEthnicistic March 28, 2022