Pumpkinate 

v. When an individual arrives at that time of the social event that s/he just has to go home. The party may not be over, but the party is over for you.

Derived from Cinderella's "the coach turns back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight."

"Is it 1 a.m. already? Let's go home; I'm about to pumpkinate."

Pumpkinate by izzy wizzy May 19, 2009

Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

pumpkinese 

The world's 57th officially recognized language. This newly recognized language, Circa 1949, is mostly used in the North Florida and South Georgia area. A nearly uncomprehensible dialect, this language gets it's name from the founder, "Pumkin" Brown. In what sounds like someone trying to use the English language with a mouth full of marbles, Pumkinese often leaves most listeners giving up and acknowledging that they understood the sentence and or phrase spoken to them, as opposed to asking what over and over again.

Pumpkinese phrase: Yo, whata jew wit a bunch of paperswok a givayou yettaday? I ah. ah. ah. ah. ah....whodoovoodoo witta don'ta knows whur day bees.

Translation: Excuse me, Do you the location of the paperwork I gave to you yesturday? I am not sure where it is currently at.

pumpkinese by CrisRock November 13, 2013

pumpkintooth 

A person with a grill resembling that of a jack o lantern. Usually missing one or more teeth.

Did you see pumpkintooth working the drive thru? You could stick a 2 x 4 between his two front teeth!

pumpkintooth by Boltergeist April 28, 2011

Pumpkinsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to pumpkins.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.

*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.

Pastor Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpkinsexual. He fucks underage pumpkins every day.

Pumpkinsexual by horror-core-900 June 15, 2019

pumpkinhead 

a condition occuring to the crainial region when a severe trauma, such as a blow to the head in an intense confrontational situation, causes the external features of the face to swell giving it the appearance of a pumpkin. also known as a "punkinhead"

If yall dont back off my ass for rent money, I'm gonna start givin out pumpkinheads!

pumpkinhead by Bobby C February 26, 2004

Pumpkinhead 

1. A hillbilly horror movie released in 1989 featuring actor Lance Henriksen as the film's protagonist. Lance plays a man whose son is accidentally killed by rambunctious city kids on dirt bikes. Instead of phoning the police, the man instead seeks the aid of a witch living in solitude, who aids him in unleashing a insidious demon upon the youths. The demon was nicknamed "Pumpkinhead" by the local townsfolk, due to it's appearence.

2. A nickname for Abobo, a character from the NES game "Double Dragon". For the record, Abobo is not an insidious demon. Rather, he's a street thug with a humorously disproportinate head sitting atop his tiny body.

1. Punkin-haid gonna get yew, boy!

2. Damn that Abobo! That pumpkinhead just punched me off the brigde again!

Pumpkinhead by The Thrilla in Minooka July 3, 2005