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Properly Shitting 

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

properly fucked 

What Rick does to Tara when they are together.
Everytime Rick visits Tara he makes sure she is properly fucked.
properly fucked by ricvol March 7, 2015

Properly 

The favorite word in the entire english language of Devin R aka Pilates
Devin can only properly type a proper email if she uses the word properly at least 1 time.
Properly by Moob12345 April 16, 2015

unable to sit properly

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

it wasnt properly labeled 

When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."

properly 

we were properly going man
properly by Dan August 19, 2003