Preward

A reward in advance of an action. A pre-reward.

I am prewarding myself with a nice lunch before a busy afternoon at work

Preward by JoeDurSalis December 9, 2010

Preward

(Noun): something you do for yourself (or give or allow yourself) now for something you're going to do later. essentially, it is the outcome that happens before an event takes place.

(Verb): the act of presenting yourself with and partaking of a preward

(noun): The preward of that line of coke before Jake finished his assignment was a tad excessive

(verb): I prewarded myself with the large half and half pizza tonight as I promised I'd mow the lawn this weekend

Preward by Ian Row October 8, 2010

preward

You often try to set up rewards for yourself, so that you have something to look forward to while doing tedious work.
However, much more often, you end up using up these rewards without even having started working.

- I wanted to reward myself with a nice bath and reading a book after having learnt for school. But somehow the bath and book were finished before I even opened my school bag. I reckon I prewarded myself.

preward by relevant man April 14, 2008

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

pretard by Pretard King December 30, 2003

Preworduction 

pree-wor-duction
The feeling someone gets when they wish they had said something differently in a previous situation because what had been said at that moment did not end with good results.

Guy: Damn that chick rejected me hardcore, i wish I had not mentioned I was bisexual. If only preworduction was possible.

Preworduction by Mroue33 November 4, 2011

pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

pretard by J. Walt December 12, 2008