Poultrygeist 

A possessed chicken. Typically a male chicken (rooster) which bears an overly aggressive nature, raises hackles without provocation, and looks at you cockeyed before his attack. May also apply to a person with the temperament of Barney Fife when overly excited or scared.

That poor sod is so upset, I swear he's a poultrygeist. The cock was so wacked out, it must be a poultrygeist.

Poultrygeist by R. McDuff February 21, 2008

Poultrygeist 

A ghost chicken

Don't go to KFC at night. It's full of poultrygeists

Poultrygeist by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

poultrygeist 

The spirit of Thanksgiving past.

The poultrygeist of old home movies.

poultrygeist by BRL December 24, 2007

Poultrygeist 

Noun, a hectic chook fucker, one who frequently skulks around haunting hen houses.

Uncle Morton from Port Broughton is the ultimate poultrygeist, loves a bit of chicken dickin'!

Poultrygeist by micksnowdog December 30, 2024

poultergeist 

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window

we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely

poultergeist by Nick Bi October 22, 2006

poultergeist 

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.

Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!

poultergeist by QuacksO March 16, 2022

Poultryghost

The ghost of an especially angry chicken that haunts a residence. Whenever anyone mentions the word poultryghost it throws a penny at your back.

I didn't throw anything at you, it was the poultryghost.

Poultryghost by Majin Trunks March 25, 2023