Popehoe

A word that sounds like Popo but actually means a Catholic schoolgirl. Most likely a slut who wears very short skirts.

Dude 1: Dude, I almost got caught by the Popo while I was screwing that Popehoe.

Dude 2: Dude!

Popehoe by Alexander T. Graham March 13, 2009

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Popehog Day

Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.

This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.

"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.

Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...

"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.

Popehog Day by Johnathan Ball February 20, 2008

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Popohoe

Girl who arches her back like a cat in heat in front of any police uniform.
Girl that springs on the dick of every new rookie that comes to town ,but a stranger in an Army uniform will do.

Bill "That girls such a Popohoe"

Tim "She would suck the tailpipe of a parked cruiser"

Popohoe by Billytucker June 3, 2010

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popehead

The name for a person who decides to smoke incense (a.k.a. pulperie) rather than marijuana. Instead of "pothead", or "dopehead" it is "popehead". Idiots that smoke harmful incense, which is much worse for you than marijuana.

"Dude you are such a popehead"
"Those guys are such popeheads"
"He smokes that fake incense, he's a popehead"

popehead by 22wilma November 14, 2011