Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in CrawfordTexas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.
This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
Girl who arches her back like a cat in heat in front of any police uniform.
Girl that springs on the dick of every new rookie that comes to town ,but a stranger in an Army uniform will do.
Bill "That girls such a Popohoe"
Tim "She would suck the tailpipe of a parked cruiser"
The name for a person who decides to smoke incense (a.k.a. pulperie) rather than marijuana. Instead of "pothead", or "dopehead" it is "popehead". Idiots that smoke harmful incense, which is much worse for you than marijuana.
"Dude you are such a popehead"
"Those guys are such popeheads"
"He smokes that fake incense, he's a popehead"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.