Pooshe

Female Otter
Very Explicit word

Did you just call me a pooshe?

Pooshe by TH3W3BST3RSDICTIONARY July 5, 2019

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

poosieboi 

When your friend is acting like a pussy and you have to keep them in check without offending them too much

Yo man stop being such a poosieboi and get the next round in

poosieboi by Poosieboicreator February 4, 2021

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

Loose Poose Juice by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

Pooshee 

A Pooshee is neither an insult or a compliment. But it can also be both, or one of the two. It depends what the person saying the word has for an intent.

Insult: What a Pooshee this guy is!
Compliment: You are such a Pooshee.

Pooshee by KeyesTartaros December 3, 2020

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

Poosed 

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

Poosed by Cats17 October 6, 2013